There is no reason to bark at me every morning when I walk past you. I’ve done this for so many months now, and I don’t think that I will be stopping any time soon. We should be friends by now! What gives?
Is it because I don’t stop to pet you? Well, I am sorry to tell you, but I am allergic to pet dander. Yes, I know it’s horrible but you will just have to get over it just like I did.
Just know that no matter what, I will still think that you are cute. After all, I do understand that it kind of is your job to make sure nothing happens to those humans of yours. They would probably freak out if they saw you sleeping on the job so to speak. Please try to keep the barking to a minimum. I would be eternally grateful.