You are the bane of my existence. You take up so much of my time online. You are tolerable when you are moderately legible otherwise, I cannot stand you!
As you can probably tell by now, I am not a bot. I am a real human being! Why are you giving me such a hard time and questioning my existence? Please, CAPTCHA, have a heart! Make life a little easier for us, and help up solve our first world problems.
Just to let you know, I do appreciate what you do for me. You attempt to stop people from hacking my accounts. Please don’t get me wrong, I truly appreciate that!
Feel free to contact me if you wish to discuss this further. I looking forward to hearing from you.