Here is a gift idea for a buddy or significant other that is lacking some hair in their northern hemisphere.
Here’s where the real punchline comes in. After they open the gift and see what it is, tell them that you forgot to do something. Grab the present and take off the first sheets of paper, until the man starts to bald! You can say something like, now this is more appropriate!
Only use this joke on people with a sense of humor, otherwise you will be short one friend!